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Fri, 25 Dec 2009 14:00:45 GMT

09:27 I'm off to Toronto for Christmas. I want to be as close to Santa as possible. Also, wifey's from Toronto so I have no say in the matter. #
10:19 Was told we could get on an earlier flight. Turns out we can't. Stuck at airport for 4 hours now. Joy. Happy Holidays. #
10:56 I was close to getting DunkinDonuts coffee (not a fan) thinking it was the only option. Then someone told me there was an Illy. Relieved. #
10:58 Is it "normal" for a grown man with a child to get overly excited about a Vanity Fair? I don't think so. Odd. #
12:35 I jailbroke my iPhone, but now I'm wondering if it's worth it. I changed my root password and all, but still feel I should reset. #
13:27 Doh! I was sitting at the wrong gate. #
13:42 I love how preboarding means absolutely nothing to many people. It's not a free for all. #

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Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:00:47 GMT

21:28 Mental note, don't drive near Rock Center during Christmas. Ever. I travelled 3 blocks in 15 minutes. I always seem to forget how bad it is. #

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Wed, 23 Dec 2009 14:00:48 GMT

11:15 Ugh, I've procrastinated too long to buy Christmas gifts. Today is THE day. I have no clue what to get wifey. Spa session or new iPod? #
19:46 I just got up to 20,329 in #DoodleJump!!! Beat that! itunes.com/app/DoodleJump #
08:42 Good deed for the day, done. Dropped off a ton of clothes and shoes at Salvation Army. #
08:48 @pnaka how was Avatar? Worth the price of admission? #

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Tue, 22 Dec 2009 14:01:01 GMT

16:17 @Phonedog_Noah Good article Noah. Enjoyed it. I'm hoping for a BIG WWDC 2010 this year... #
16:39 I got an iSkin case for my iPhone after a friend told me to get a case. I'm liking it. Adds little bulk with full body protection. #

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Mon, 21 Dec 2009 14:00:56 GMT

14:42 Brittany Murphy died of cardiac arrest at the age of 32? Too young. #
16:01 What a loss for the Jets. Couldn't stop the Falcons when it mattered. Good game. #
19:55 Crazy finish to the Steelers game! Losing streak, over!!! #

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Sun, 20 Dec 2009 14:00:54 GMT

17:23 I just got up to 17,092 in #DoodleJump!!! Beat that! itunes.com/app/DoodleJump #
17:55 @Phonedog_Noah not nice Noah. But I do wish I was out west... #
23:38 There wasn't too much accumulation when I went to my friend's Christmas party. When I left, there was over 3 inches of snow. An inch an hr. #
23:39 The Saints lost to the Cowboys?!?!? Nuts. Well, I'm hoping for the Colts to fall... #

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Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:00:57 GMT

13:25 @pnaka I've been giving Tiffany piggy banks. The parents seem to like it... Good luck. #
13:35 @pnaka not prohibitively expensive, plus I think it's a good idea to teach kids to save from an early age. #
21:25 Never been to a Western Beef until today. Don't ever plan on going back. That place is awful. #
21:28 I just got up to 14,099 in #DoodleJump!!! Beat that! itunes.com/app/DoodleJump #
00:36 I have NEVER seen "Speed", until tonight! It's on HBO right now. Not sure what the fuss was about. It's pretty bad... #

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Fri, 18 Dec 2009 14:00:43 GMT

11:10 Took until 5 in the morning, but I finally got my iPhone calendar issue sorted out. As for jailbreaking, I guess tethered is the only way? #
23:44 Wife's petite friend needed help putting a wardrobe closet together and asked if we can help. They had sushi and chatted for 5hrs. Not me. #
00:30 @RobRiggle I was a die hard BB user for both work and personal use. That is until the iPhone got push Gmail. Now it's iPhone all the way. #

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Thu, 17 Dec 2009 14:01:26 GMT

09:50 A kid gets sent home for drawing a picture of Jesus on the cross? What?!?! #
16:24 Got my new iPhone 3GS (in white this time for some reason) and of course, I'm having syncing issues. I'm showing 2 calendars. Should be 1. #

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Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:01:39 GMT

18:06 Going to watch "Rock of Ages" tonight. Never heard of it before today, but it's supposed to be "fun". We'll see. #
22:30 Thoroughly enjoyed "Rock of Ages". Awesome cast, awesome songs. Not your "typical" broadway show, but it was good in its own right. #
01:12 So, I'm switching back to an iPhone. I'm sacrificing function for form. Yeah, I'm a bit crazy and irrational when it comes to phones. #

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Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:00:56 GMT

16:26 Wifey took her GMAT today. I'm a competitive person, but I'm hoping she does better than me. Waiting for her in the lobby. Hope she smiles. #
16:28 What is it with people who trash talk while playing Madden? It's a video game. Relax. Or at least beat me first. #
01:02 Boo. Matsui is gone. Left for the Angels of all teams. Might bite the Yankees in the ass... #

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Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:01:04 GMT

16:04 I knew the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were bad, just never realized to what extent until today. I guess they're rebuilding. #

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Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:00:40 GMT

15:05 Really? SantaCon? #
17:41 Going to watch "Up in the Air" tonight. It's been getting good reviews. Hoping I get to travel more for work in the near future. #
01:23 Enjoyed "Up in the Air". Good story, good performance by Clooney and cast. #
01:27 I can relate with Clooney's character in "Up in the Air" in terms of racking up frequent flyer miles. I am a self-professed mileage junkie. #

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Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:01:27 GMT

18:37 MTV's "Jersey Shore" has got to be some sort of a cruel joke. Just when I thought MTV couldn't get worse... #

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Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:00:59 GMT

10:18 To switch back to AT&T just for the iPhone, or to wait and see if the iPhone comes to Verizon , that is the question. I miss my iPhone... #
10:19 I also enjoy being able to make calls when I need to. I'm fully aware that I'll be sacrificing call quality for a highly functional phone. #
13:37 I'm not a fan of Al Gore, but when it comes to Climate Change, I think he knows what he's talking about. Palin should STFU. #
13:39 @itsmyjobtoknow yeah, for a politician. But remember, Washington is Hollywood for the ugly... I swear, if she's the GOP nominee, I quit. #
13:44 @itsmyjobtoknow haha, so true. How sad... #
23:56 The Steelers lost to the Browns?!?!?! I guess no repeat. #

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Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:01:09 GMT

11:49 @lisaling never stayed at the Hudson (given that I live here), but been there for dinner/drinks. Are the rooms that bad?!?! #
15:13 Weather let up in NYC. Sun's out. Going for a run. Actually giddy. #
16:20 Legs were garbage today. Should have stayed in. They didn't feel like moving at the half mile mark. Awful. At least the weather is nice. #
18:32 At Yves Saint Laurent with wifey for Christmas shopping. Recession be damned. She's buying stocking stuffers. $125 stocking stuffers. Nuts. #
22:48 Talk about epic fail, I DVR'd the "Glee" finale, but Time Warner Cable decided to stop recording the last 15 minutes. No clue how it ended. #
22:49 I ran out of space in my previous tweet to say that TIME WARNER CABLE SUCKS. BIG TIME. #
23:30 Just finished watching the season finale of #topchef. All I can say is WOW. That was unexpected. Best season by far. #

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Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:01:05 GMT

13:50 VZW sent me a new BB Tour because mine broke. I've been re-downloading all my apps for the past 1.5 hours. Has to be an easier way. #
14:06 With the iPhone, I back the old one up, plug in the new one, and then all the apps are right where they were. That's the way it should be. #
14:08 Does the iPhone have push Gmail yet? I'm eagerly anticipating Apple's WWDC 2010. Hoping to hear of an iPhone for VZW. I'm desperate. #
15:13 @Phonedog_Noah after what I've just been through, I'm seriously hoping it's a confirmation on the iPhone on VZW rumor. #
15:32 @Phonedog_Noah oh, boo. Man can dream, can't he? Can't wait for that day. Looking forward to your scoop Noah. Keep up the good work. #
17:32 Felt like an alcoholic. Meeting a friend for drinks, first to arrive at bar. Literally only one there. Had to have my Guiness though. #

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Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:01:19 GMT

15:16 What is it with doctor's offices & hospitals and making you wait? What's the point of making an appointment? #
16:19 Is the 5th Avenue Apple Store ever NOT busy? #

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Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:00:53 GMT

17:39 The Steelers lost to the Raiders? Not good. #
20:54 My sister's birthday gift from her boyfriend. It apparently lost the will to live. Maybe it's the pink cage? tweetphoto.com/5979719 #

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Sun, 06 Dec 2009 14:00:56 GMT

16:23 No affiliation with either school, but, ROLL TIDE! Beat the Gators, and knock Tebow down to size. #
16:30 It's fu@kin' snowing in NYC. Sucks. #
17:31 Was perfectly comfortable, warm, and dry watching football at home. Then I had to trek out in this nastiness to study. No football for me. #
17:36 Wow, 22 on Alabama is wicked FAST. #
17:39 TD Tide! 22 (Mark Ingram) punched it in. 19-10 Alabama. #
19:28 There goes the Heisman for Tebow. And the SEC championship. Guy can't throw a spiral, but he can run. Good luck in the NFL. HAHAHA... #
19:39 Alabama BEATS Florida, 32-13! Tebow's crying, again. #
21:29 Is SNL really allowing the Salahis to make a cameo? I hope they don't go easy on them. Still, in the end, their 15 minutes are not over... #
23:14 What a strip by Gomes. Nebraska's ball with 5 minutes to go, down by 1. #
23:22 The Cornhuskers take the lead! 12-10 Nebraska! Craziness! #
23:31 That was a crazy Texas-Nebraska game. Clutch FG by Texas to win by 1. #

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Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:00:49 GMT

15:27 Guy on downtown 4 kept covers his cough with his hand. Elbow is proper, but better than nothing. He then grabs pole with same hand. Gross. #

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Fri, 04 Dec 2009 14:01:35 GMT

10:07 The hearing on Bernanke's re-nomination just started. If he's back as Fed Chair, it'll be close. #
13:23 It's quite mild in NYC. Definitely not December weather, but I'll take it. #
14:44 @itsmyjobtoknow it's only the beginning. Photogs, cake, etc. Talk about price gouging. In the end, it's worth it. Or is it? JK. Congrats! #
15:13 @itsmyjobtoknow what a relief. Best of luck to you and your fiance'. #
18:07 NYS just said no. Give it a rest. It's not going to pass for a while, if ever. tweetphoto.com/5775550 #
18:19 I think this girl was sketching me at the BN Cafe I'm in right now. I had to turn my seat around. Weird. #

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Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:00:55 GMT

13:30 There's been a helicopter flying overhead near my apartment for the past 30 minutes. I'm only a few block from the UN, but nothing going on. #
19:41 How do you say STFU in French? There's a table full of French language students sitting next to me. They're quite loud. #

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Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:01:17 GMT

10:10 The Salahis make me sick. They obviously have a different definition of what "crash a party" means. STFU, pay your bills. go away. #
10:23 Reality TV is ruining society, producing opportunity whores like the Salahis. It's only the beginning. Please stop this Bravo, MTV, et. al. #
15:28 @Phonedog_Noah which phone were you using?! #
18:40 @lisaling most definitely. DVR-ing it just in case I don't make it home in time. Hoping he keeps the nuance to a minimum. #

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Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:01:01 GMT

21:57 The New Orleans is destroying New England's defense. Pretty exciting first half so far. Hard hits galore. GO DUNBAR! #
21:57 ... and Welker. #
22:02 Sharper just HIT Faulk. Faulk slid a good few yards after getting tattooed. Wow. #
23:32 Well, the Patriots left their D @ Foxboro. Saints will remain undefeated. They looked good on both sides of the ball. #
23:35 Has anyone out there in the Twitterverse seen "Hoarders" on A&E? I literally almost vomited a few times. Nasty. #

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